14 9 / 2014

misandry-mermaid:

scandalouslyfollowing:

nuric:

cap-out-of-time:

schwoozie:

[x]

ooc: Reblogging because holy shit.

I aspire to be this woman when I’m older. 

YASSSSSSS!

This woman was born before women were legally allowed to vote.

So don’t think for a second that she’s joking when she sees you trying to take that right away, Republicans.

(via forevertivaqueens)

14 9 / 2014

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch

(via holydia)

14 9 / 2014

quarterdollar:

if you’re excited for new SHIELD clap your hands

if you’re worried for Fitz and how the writers handle his condition clap your hands

if you’re excited but aware, and you’re emotionally unprepared

if you’re excited for new SHIELD clap your hands

(via forevertivaqueens)

14 9 / 2014

(Source: twirpy, via paranormalwings)

14 9 / 2014

misscupidturtle:

How to find MCR fans in a room

step 1: find a piano

step 2: play the first note to “welcome to the black parade”

step 3: Watch as their heads shoot up instantly 

(via marrymedanhowell)

14 9 / 2014

"E for ‘Exceeds Expectations.’ And I’ve always thought Fred and I should’ve got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations by just turning up for exams."

George Weasley, HPOotP (via moniker-d)

(Source: bbybirdbarton, via fandumbsandfeminism)

14 9 / 2014

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via bi-turtle)

14 9 / 2014

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

(via thisperfectdisaster)

14 9 / 2014

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

(Source: bellamyblaking, via ahighfunctioningpsychopath)

14 9 / 2014

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

(via miss-maximoff)

14 9 / 2014

(Source: holztoons, via smokeandsparkle)

14 9 / 2014

ahstribe:

why have an otp when you can impale yourself on a fence and feel exactly the same way

(via aileysworld)

14 9 / 2014

liamdunbarmccall:

season 1: sciles, sterek and scallison

ratings: good

season 2: sciles, sterek, scallison and some stydia

ratings: better

season 3: sciles, scallison, scisaac, a lot of stydia and sterek

ratings: fucking insane good

season 4: scira, a lot of stalia and very little sciles

ratings: fucking insane bad

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(via miss-maximoff)

13 9 / 2014

Martin Freeman has a palette of subtlety. And I thought, this is a new sort of acting that I’ve never seen before. - Sir Ian McKellen

(Source: darlingbenny, via speakfriendandenter)

13 9 / 2014

shelbymontanaharris:

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

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and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

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Why was this not in the film?

(via brolin-pendragonlord)